“‘The Raven’ sounds like a Dr. Seuss book. Only … more depressing.”
“What’s ‘surcease of sorrow’?”
“Mrs. Lowe, you read that so well! You should be, like, an actress!”
“I don’t know what literary devices Poe uses in the fourth stanza, but there’s a piece of paper on your shoe and it’s been driving me crazy.”
“So, he’s basically crazy, right? ‘Cause birds can’t talk.”
“You look just like my cousin, Mrs. Lowe … she’s 5.”
“That made absolutely no sense. Who’s Lenore, anyway?”
“Plutonian … Plutonian … OH! I KNOW! Pluto, like the dog?”
