One side of my husband’s conversation this afternoon:
Talk to someone.
Talk to a representative.
TALK TO A REPRESENTATIVE.
Well, that’s cause you’re an idiot.
I know you’re having trouble, idiot.
Why are YOU such an idiot?
(I’m pretty sure he was talking to a computer; I heard his tone abruptly shift a few moments later as he began, “Well, I’ve been better … “)