Why I am a Comment Moderator

Here are the names of my last five commenters:

• How to Get a Vampire Boyfriend


• Paris Hilton Nude


• Strip Clubs AZ


• How to Get Ahead in Mafia Wars


• Florida Landscaping

Gosh, their parents must have hated them -- and I hate to think who will try to comment now that I've just published those phrases on this site.

Thanks to all you real people for waiting it out when your comments get held.  I love hearing from you!

P.S. Less than a minute after I published this, I got another comment from someone who deserved to be added to the list above:

• Ways to Attract Woman

This stuff is too good to make up!