Overheard During Exam Review

Student: Roger Chillingworth was abducted by aliens, who taught him how to use plants to cure disease.

Class: [shocked silence, mingled with muffled laughter]

Student: Oh, did I say aliens?  I meant Indians.

In her defense, I had just been giving her a plot overview of Slaughterhouse Five.  Still, I think we just failed the racial tolerance test for the year.

That kind of zaniness brings to mind this little gem, by far the funniest fake book report I've ever seen: