A Cow, A Policeman and King Kong Walk Into a Bar . . .

From my sister's school in Seoul, where the students were practicing their English by composing an original story.  Here's one group of kids who is not interested in dissembling stereotypes:

One day there was a cow and a policeman. The policeman drank the milk from the cow and then he ate the cow. The cow screamed and headbutted the policeman. Another cow came and ate the policeman. The policeman used TaeKwon Do to get out. The cow died. The policeman threw dynamite into the cow's mouth. The cow woke back up again and she was MAD!!!!! Then a dragon came and breathed fire on the cow. Then the dragon ate the cow AND the policeman. Cow changes into King Kong. So King Kong fights the dragon. King Kong wins and eats the dragon. King Kong breaks the city.